EnigmaCub

mermaidastrology:

Sagittarius live their lives with a NEED for freedom in order to be happy. When this sign feels fenced in, they will either retaliate with anger or fall into bouts of depression. 

Yup! The best relationships I have ever had are ones where I was allowed to be me.

hplyrikz:

This will make you feel better

I definitely put more value on actions than words.  It’s one reason you can see me sit back at times and just watch people.  

hplyrikz:

This will make you feel better

I definitely put more value on actions than words.  It’s one reason you can see me sit back at times and just watch people.  

"Ice Pop"  -I never posted this one since it was done before I started my tumblr.  It was another that I abandoned after doing the flats and some of the rendering, meaning to go back and finish it sometime.  I went ahead and finished coloring it and then the background I actually created for a friend earlier this year.  He wanted a beach scene he could print as a poster and then use as a background for his daughter’s hula recital.  It surprisingly fit this drawing well and it was a way of posting it.  Yay 2 for 1!

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…


When I was staying at my mom’s place,  she was taking care of my niece and nephew.   They had gotten into her makeup.   When my mom found out she completely lost her shit at my nephew who was 3 at the time.   Yelling at him that make up was for girls.   I stepped in and yelled at my mother.   My counter argument was if she for one second thought that maybe we was pretending to be a clown and not a girl.   I told her he was 3 and hasn’t developed a sexual identity yet.   Her fear was that he would turn out gay like me and it would be her fault.  Cause apparently she was too soft on me as a kid.Honestly she should blame her dad for introducing me to pro wrestling.  ;-)

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.

I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”

Confetti.

The fucking confetti.

It barely covered 5% of the image.

Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”

I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”

This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

When I was staying at my mom’s place, she was taking care of my niece and nephew. They had gotten into her makeup. When my mom found out she completely lost her shit at my nephew who was 3 at the time. Yelling at him that make up was for girls. I stepped in and yelled at my mother. My counter argument was if she for one second thought that maybe we was pretending to be a clown and not a girl. I told her he was 3 and hasn’t developed a sexual identity yet. Her fear was that he would turn out gay like me and it would be her fault. Cause apparently she was too soft on me as a kid.

Honestly she should blame her dad for introducing me to pro wrestling. ;-)

"Partial Armor and Hammer"  -The first post I ever made on tumblr started with the pencil drawings for this and the “Armor and Lance” I did.  I colored the "Armor and Lance" but this one got left with only the flat colors done.  Both were drawings I did for a friend’s concept.  It feels nice getting back to this one and completing it.  

"Partial Armor and Hammer"  -The first post I ever made on tumblr started with the pencil drawings for this and the “Armor and Lance” I did.  I colored the "Armor and Lance" but this one got left with only the flat colors done.  Both were drawings I did for a friend’s concept.  It feels nice getting back to this one and completing it.  

"Salem" -I’m going back and coloring some artwork I have done before.  This was my friend currbearlove's X-men type character he created.    

"Salem" -I’m going back and coloring some artwork I have done before.  This was my friend currbearlove's X-men type character he created.    

Hi how are you doing today and do you like music

Hello. I’m doing good thanks. I listen to almost everything and have a very eclectic music collection. I just never could get into county or tejano. Living in Texas that’s like sacrilegious. I tend to listen mostly to top 40 radio, which is a lot of rap, r&b, pop, dance, EDM, and rock.

-Joker

-Joker

I love your foreskin
Anonymous

Thank you!

On a side note I’m technically circumcised. At least that was what my mother told me. Which explains why my foreskin isn’t as long as other guys and it retracts halfway down the head when hard.

Please!?

I watched Guardians of the Galaxy last night. I really enjoyed it. During the opening scene I turned to my roommate and said they totally need to make a Metroid movie.

Please gaming gods. Hire these people to make Metroid a movie. They would do a stunning job. I would love you forever if you do.