You actually remind me a lot of me. The old me, anyway... :c) This really isn't as impolite as one would probably conclude it to be. Quite the opposite.
Thank you.
“Rest Stop”
I’m taking a road trip across America on route 66. As I drive through Oklahoma, I decide to make pit stop. The rest stop is small and in the middle of no where. I see a couple cars and nothing else. As I walk in I stumble upon something I was not expecting. A big burly red neck daddy in a western shirt and jeans crouched down sucking another guy off. The impression of his skoal tin clearly visible in his back pocket. He glares at me through the corner of his eye telling me everything I need to know. He is not going to stop for nobody, so I can either leave, take a piss or wait in line. I decide to take a piss and wait in line. Best decision I made so far on this trip.
“Truck Stop”
I was taking a trip in my car and I had to take a piss real bad. It was the middle of the night so my options were limited. Luckily I happened upon a Truck Stop. I walk in and there are only 3 urinals with no dividers. The one closest to the door was broke so I take the one furthest away. I was almost done when this pear shaped trucker daddy walks in. I look at him and he looks back at me like a rattler looking at a mouse. He was wearing a trucker cap, dusty blue jeans, and a hole filled wife beater that his belly clearly outgrew. As he stood next to me he dropped his jeans down to his ankles. The buckle of his belt made a clang on the tiled floor. Then he pulled his briefs down to his knees exposing his big ass. His whitey tighties were also just as filled with holes as his shirt. We kept looking at each other and smiling as we pissed. Then I just reached over and grabbed his ass. He moaned and winked at me, then asked if I could give him a taste. I said yes and he crouched down in front of me. He had one hand on his leg and the other reaching for my cock. His mouth open and ready for what I was about to give him.
Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
AnonymousNo, I have not planned on it.
Pardon me dear sir but where does one acquire such a fine one-piece garment as worn by you in the old wrestling photo?
AnonymousWow, such a polite question. Wrestlingone.com but unfortunately it no longer exists. Wwsport.com is another good one. Also sunflowerwrestling.com has a singlet grab bag for $21.99 if you don’t care about color.
“Dustin in a Panda Hoodie” My friend Dustin wanted a drawing of him dressed as a Panda. So I drew him in a hoodie with thick framed glasses being innocently naughty.
“Wedding Night”
He always had a huge crush on his father’s friend. One day as a teen he proclaimed that he would be his husband one day. By the time the boy came of age, his father’s friend had fallen in love with him. The man could not wait for his wedding night when he would finally be able to savor the flesh of his young virgin groom.
